Baking Husbands

Alright I have a lot of puns for this piece so let me just get those out of the way.

Will is the dough to Hannibal’s stag.
 Hannibal kneads Will like he kneads cookie dough.
 The secret ingredient in Hannibal’s baking is on a knead to know basis. P.S. it’s Will’s semen.
 A good baker will rise to the occasion. It’s the yeast he could do.

Okay I’m done thanks for humoring me. But yeah, I saw a photo of a couple on the beach with these exact marks on their bodies except it was sand. I knew what I had to do. In this case, let’s just say Hannibal and Will had to postpone cookies until the next day. Not enough clean flour. B)

Bonus Murder Husbands version: Link